It always saddens me to find lists with nothing crossed off. As I greedily snatch such lists up off the sidewalk, I think to myself "Poor list maker! So many unaccomplished items! A life in chaos!"
This week, two such to-do lists have made it onto the blog. The first, known around the office as Blue Doozy, refers to such things as "pet smarts" (item six) and "gas" (item eight). Does one acquire pet smarts for one's slightly dopey pet? And what does indigestion have to do with it?
These are the questions the research team here at Found Friday feels compelled to ask. (Click to enlarge.)
The second uncompleted list is a two-pager beginning with a real list-topper: "Wine Night." There are many other textual curiosities that may lead to listual intrigue, but I direct your attention specifically to the items on the middle of page two. (Scroll down; all are clickable for those in want of larger versions.) Though it's a bit difficult to make out the script, you will note that the term "sex" is mentioned four times.